Dance Contest Next?

Wait until 3:34

I wonder if he actually learned the song. Either way, he makes everyone here look like complete idiots.

Ben Johnson

Come on.

What is this song about?

I honestly have no idea what this song is about. Does this guy actually not want to do the things that he is singing about? Is he making fun of someone? And what words are being bleeped out? I seriously have no clue. For example, "Im going to buy my ***** from a pez dispenser." I have absolutely no idea what word goes there. "The girls come easy and the **** come cheap." What? I might have to buy this cd to find out what he is saying. Maybe that's the point.

I want to have this band open for Kleenex at the Mutiny

Pat only pukes in the bathroom during our shows. I think he should bring it to the stage.