What is this song about?

I honestly have no idea what this song is about. Does this guy actually not want to do the things that he is singing about? Is he making fun of someone? And what words are being bleeped out? I seriously have no clue. For example, "Im going to buy my ***** from a pez dispenser." I have absolutely no idea what word goes there. "The girls come easy and the **** come cheap." What? I might have to buy this cd to find out what he is saying. Maybe that's the point.