The Most Dangerous Animal

Top Ten

I'm going to be in a training manual.

The Freedom Tray

My birthday is in January. You know what I want.

Matt: The Rocker

Dance Contest Next?

Wait until 3:34

I wonder if he actually learned the song. Either way, he makes everyone here look like complete idiots.

Ben Johnson

Come on.

What is this song about?

I honestly have no idea what this song is about. Does this guy actually not want to do the things that he is singing about? Is he making fun of someone? And what words are being bleeped out? I seriously have no clue. For example, "Im going to buy my ***** from a pez dispenser." I have absolutely no idea what word goes there. "The girls come easy and the **** come cheap." What? I might have to buy this cd to find out what he is saying. Maybe that's the point.

I want to have this band open for Kleenex at the Mutiny

Pat only pukes in the bathroom during our shows. I think he should bring it to the stage. 

Touch of Skin

What does hair say when it is no longer on your head? Once I am totally bald, can I still do it? I know I won't look like I can. What is this man interviewing for? I think I do the wrong kind of work. One last question. Is being bald like having gray hair; is it good to have a touch of it? I hope so.

This is what I do at work.

I think I stole every dance move I have ever done from the guy at 3:54.

I joined a band.

I promise.

Congratulations Dan!

Thanks.

Kenny

Who voted for Joe?

The final tally was 17-12. Dan wins. I think the momentum really shifted when Joe's mom voted for me.

P.S. I kind of can't believe 29 people read my blog.

-Little Chicken

Beard Contest

You might not be able to tell, but Joe and I had a beard contest. Vote for which one you like best. Hillary suggests that you consider consistency, thickness, and hue when you cast your vote. Keep in mind that Joe has been growing his for a month while I only grew mine for a week and a half. For those of you who do not know who Joe is, he is that monster standing next to me in all of these pictures.

Bringing Down the Hammer

James was then asked if only he could stop himself.
"Um," he said, pausing. "I don't want to say that."
He then reconsidered.
"Yeah, I will say that. You're right."

May 29, Midnight (when the boneyard comes alive)

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Who knows. Maybe the Big Z will show up.

DANzig

(Not Pictured: Laura)

Chach: Back In the USA

Hey You!

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Bang!

Watchmen = Total Dogshit.

"'Watchmen,' like 'V for Vendetta,' harbors ambitions of political satire, and, to be fair, it should meet the needs of any leering nineteen-year-old who believes that America is ruled by the military-industrial complex, and whose deepest fear—deeper even than that of meeting a woman who requests intelligent conversation—is that the Warren Commission may have been right all along."
-Anthony Lane

Target Audience ?

This dude...

in 2004.

But seriously, everyone, I'm talking to you Mike, should see this movie. It's a spectacle (in the worst possible way).

P.S. If Marty were a Watchman character he would be "The Pervert." He wouldn't have any super powers, but he would wear a G String (and glasses of course) and be awesome at fighting. He would save people's lives and make them uncomfortable at the same time while delivering out of place one liners.

I mean business.

Scatterd Lamps, No More

I thought of a way better name for MY new band.
The Librarian(s) with Noah Wiley.

(Josh)

You Decide

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Modeling Career?

Danisgoingtobeanartistagainifhecanfindanegativeplate

Benisanartist

Ben left me some art on my camera before he went back to China. I think it was the last thing he did.

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Light of my life, fire of my loins.

The First Family

Washington D.C. 2009

Here's a quote from RR, "On the podium where the President took the office. If we were on that spot 24 hours ago I might be President today." Only if we voted for white dudes in this country with Elvis' haircut. I think Uncle Robert should stick to his bread and butter. However, I have to admit that "Roche|Palin 2012" has a good ring to it. I was just thinking of a different Roche.

(Obama's desk in the transition office)

Not So GQ

He is coming back but I hope the beard isn't.