Monday, March 9, 2009

Watchmen = Total Dogshit.

"'Watchmen,' like 'V for Vendetta,' harbors ambitions of political satire, and, to be fair, it should meet the needs of any leering nineteen-year-old who believes that America is ruled by the military-industrial complex, and whose deepest fear—deeper even than that of meeting a woman who requests intelligent conversation—is that the Warren Commission may have been right all along."
-Anthony Lane

Target Audience ?

This dude...



















in 2004.

But seriously, everyone, I'm talking to you Mike, should see this movie. It's a spectacle (in the worst possible way).

P.S. If Marty were a Watchman character he would be "The Pervert." He wouldn't have any super powers, but he would wear a G String (and glasses of course) and be awesome at fighting. He would save people's lives and make them uncomfortable at the same time while delivering out of place one liners.

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Soul Hugger said...
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Geri Hatrick said...

comic books are for kids
comic book movies are for pieces of shit