Which One Do You Think is Best?

They wouldnt let me embed the first one. The second one is pretty much the best thing Ive ever seen.



http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5sAuzWOy8&feature=related






http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ5sAuzWOy8&feature=related

Get Em

This is What I Do When I Don't Have Class.

Probably the raddest dude ever.


I have no idea where he comes up with this stuff.




I found some older videos too.


I think that Marty's elephant who paints has got some competition.

Ilene

Ilene was my radio teacher in high school. Marty kept calling me while I was interviewing her. I wish I had a secretary to take all of my calls.

I Thought I Told Errbody

This clip will help remind me to yell ya.

"Hey Señor Johnson. Look at this drawing...It's a bird going to work."


Careful. Don't touch.

These three things are pretty much everything cool that has happened to me since I last posted. Also, they all tie into each other. I got that drawing where I make my money which makes me bout that money. And if i wasn't bout that money I wouldn't have that painting.

The Rookie

I had to sub for the BD kids the other day at the middle school and it was one of the best days I have had yet, in life. I was not looking forward to it at all but there were only 3 kids in my class and I had two aids working with them for the entire day. We played knock out in the gym. I won two games but the kids still called me rookie. We also made some star designs. Here is mine:

The best part of the day came when this boy was asking me about what its like to live to college dorms. He asked if there were girls on my floor and if I talked to them. I could tell that he really wanted to know if it was easy to have sex with the girls so I tried to explain to him that college kids are more mature than that (they're not). He didn't believe me at all though and told me, "yeah right, I bet you were like, 'give me some of that chocolate milk.'" Im not sure I even know what that means but its an awesome saying.

Congrats Marty!

Marty has turned his life around. All of those days at the gym have paid off. Check him out...

April Fools.