The Rookie

I had to sub for the BD kids the other day at the middle school and it was one of the best days I have had yet, in life. I was not looking forward to it at all but there were only 3 kids in my class and I had two aids working with them for the entire day. We played knock out in the gym. I won two games but the kids still called me rookie. We also made some star designs. Here is mine:

The best part of the day came when this boy was asking me about what its like to live to college dorms. He asked if there were girls on my floor and if I talked to them. I could tell that he really wanted to know if it was easy to have sex with the girls so I tried to explain to him that college kids are more mature than that (they're not). He didn't believe me at all though and told me, "yeah right, I bet you were like, 'give me some of that chocolate milk.'" Im not sure I even know what that means but its an awesome saying.

Congrats Marty!

Marty has turned his life around. All of those days at the gym have paid off. Check him out...

April Fools.

Encore!

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Hot Off the Presses

This is what the shirts are going to be. They are easily the raddest shirts yet although I cant tell if that is a mom on a strike or a fat dude on strike. It should be noted that Barb Cuatchon and Maria Roche are going to be demonstrating on Green St. in protest of our retarded bar crawl. I kind of wish that was actually going to happen. Mustaches would then be the only thing to make the bar crawl more ironic. And maybe some big glasses.

Changed Date

How about April 19th? Does that make you happy Laura? What about everyone else? I sure the 3 other people who read my blog have some sort of problem with the 19th.

Moms on Strike Bar Crawl

The bar crawl is going to be on April 12th this year.  I have a feeling that it might be the best one ever.  Earnest is making custom made shirts, Kleenex thee Almighty mighty play a show, and Eddie is going to make all the girls who work for him wear mini skirts all day.  Start telling your friends about it but try to keep Joe McCahill out of the loop.  I don't feel like seeing his penis ever again in my life.